I was watching Kathy Griffin’s “My Life On The D-List” Booo fricikity hooo Kathy! At least she’s on a damn list! I’m not even on the Z-list! I’m not even on a list’s radar!!! The list does not exist for me! ARRRRRRRGGGGGG! *ennnnd rant*
Anyhooo, I watch it because I can dream can’t I?? I can dream of performing at Madsion Square Garden or a venue like it, in front of 5,000 seat sold out show. How cool would that be? A. VERY! I was watching the show last night and I like what she said to her “people,” she calls them “Team Griffin” I thought, “Yea, I like that! “Team Jordan!” It has a nice ring to it.
I already have people that want to be on my “Team” to help make me look good but I don’t have enough going to hire my “Team” yet. Maybe next year I can start assembling my “Team” one by one. Elatia is my make up artist AND photographer. Our cuz Chrissy is our assistant. If we go on the road, my sis in law Anne Maire, would be the assistant to the assistant and her hubby Tony, would be our driver. Tony drives 18 wheelers in N. Ireland. So driving a tour bus is no big deal, right? Chrissy’s lil sister, ClaireAnne, her boyfriend, Christopher, said he’d love to be my hairdresser on the road. ClaireAnne does facials, nails, etc.
See? I’m covered. That’s a pretty nice “Team” for “Team Jordan.” Most of them live in N. Ireland mind you. Actually, Elatia is the only one who doesn’t. I’ll have to smuggle them in a little at a time. ;-)
Why am I writing about this? Because this is what I work on thinking about instead of going into the deep despair of missing Andrew. It doesn’t always work, but at least it does sometimes.
I am a legend in my own mind….just waiting for the rest of the world to catch up with me! :-D
IT’S ALL GOOD!