Go grocery shopping on a Sat afternoon in God’s waiting Room!!! Why? I hear you ask? Because it is filled with, with, let me put this delicately, because it is filled with COFFIN DODGERS!!! EVERYWHERE! EVERY isle, EVERY corner, EVERYWHERE!
As I look around and see these incredibly old people, like 110 yrs old, that are so hunched over from osteoporosis, so wrinkled up that a sharpay (sp?) dog looks like he had a face lift! I wonder WTF? I look at Martin and say “Seriously?? And my amazing 16 yr old son isn’t here!??” He couldn’t help but laugh because it isn’t even an exaggeration! Right in front of us were like 4 of them! To right 2 more, to the left, well to the left was the lettuce counter which is the only reason it saved us from seeing even more of them! It was like a freakin zombie infestation! (one of Andrew’s fav expressions) LOL
It would be one thing if they looked happy or were pleasant but they look so old and miserable!
It’s just hard to see these people who have had a really, REALLY long life still here, ok maybe barely here and yet my 16 yr old son who has so much to offer is not. The mama gene was upset & missed Andrew so much. Yea, I was a little resentful of them. Yet I restrained the urge to run them over with my cart. I wanted to run them over and say “C’mon! go already! What the hell are you still hanging on for!?? Go to the Light dammit!” Good thing Martin was with me. :-D
The scary thing is….most of them are still driving!!! :-0 Seriously! Ask Denise and Jeremy! They can vouch for ALL of this!
Anyway that was my trip to the grocery store today. I will go at night from now on when they are in bed. Most of them if not all, have night blindness and can’t drive at night or are in bed anyway. I think they have day blindness as well because they don’t drive that well in the day either!
Never thought the grocery store would set me off. Except for missing Andrew going with me. I miss that terribly!
IT’S ALL GOOD!