I mean it!! This is not for the faint at heart! Turn back now if you haven’t spent a lot of time w/boys! You can’t say I didn’t warn you!!
Martin and Andrew were left alone with their own devices. Never a good recipe leaving 2 boys alone with one having diarreah! 
You just know a disgust fest is sure to follow!So what do they do?? Andrew is having a contest with himself on how long he can get a wet fart to last!! 
Martin is of course timing him!! What a good Dad! 
Martin is cracking jokes which elude me at the moment, go figure! 
But it was making Andrew 
so hard which only helped his time!! Of course they were more like 
Way to go!! Nice one!! Ok, it even gets worse! I know hard to believe & yet it does! You can still turn away but ya can’t becasue it’s like a train wreck right?? 
So Andrew then explains to me that he was actually farting bubbles!! BROWN BUBBLES!! EWWWWWWW! I tried to warn ya!
Oh I know what you’re wondering now, in for a penny in for a pound right?? What was his best time?? Well I’ll tell ya! He said it was 25 seconds but he nearly busted an o-ring getting that time!! 
C’mon, if u r still reading this I know u r laughing by now! BUSTED!!
What special father son moments eh??